Farewell Razzy

Duskmeadow Fringe - February 10

People

Razzy Rabbit Oswin Brunhilda Dr Prof Garriout Pela Croftman Tia

Locations

Queensweald Underground Temple

Folklore

Piot Chant Horned Knight

Chapters

February 18

Razzy meets her vendetta

On a cold and sunny Feb-Sit morning, Razzy, Oswin, Brunhilda, Waximilian, Pela Croftman, and Tia decide to return to the Underground Temple. Their travel is interrupted when they are ambushed by the Piot Chant. The small creatures say they are here to kill Razzy. The others are free to go.

The group discusses with the faerie creatures, but no deal is reached. The Piot Chant enchant the area to hold others, and avoid them, protecting the half-witch. The group fight back, and Razzy calls for the second fae name she has: Valiana. Turns out Valiana is the name of the Horny Knight.

The Knight runs from some trees towards Razzy, but he is not fast enough. By the time he arrived, Razzy was slain. He cries and takes the half-witch body for a ceremony at the Queensweald.

Abandoned underground temple

After losing their friend, the group pushes on. They navigate the cavern system and arrive at the temple. The location is completely empty, not claimed as home by anyone else since their last visit.

Upon exploring the underwater cavern tunnel on the lower level, Waximilian finds a secondary path in and out of the temple: underwater from a river cave. The group is exhausted and decides to continue the investigation on another day.

Song

Parody of “Rango theme song” by Los Lobos

From out the dusk came a gal true and bold
Favorite of the forest queen
By night she wore ghillie , by day kidnapped goblins
And the townspeople knew her as
Razzy

Comin’ down the countyside the people hailed her name
And for her legend they worry
With sticks in her hair and mud on her feet
She cast befuddle and thicked
-Razzy

Razzy, Razzy
Razzy, Razzy-y
Razzy

A half witch indeed, from her head down to her tail
Razzy was busy exploring
But in came molemen from their hideout in the hill
With a notion to kill
-Razzy

Razzy, Razzy
Razzy, Razzy-y
Razzy

Now Razzy, she is gone, but her legend still lives on
In the Queensweald and forests of the fae wild
She lived as she died - with a spellbook at her side
And all the children cried out for Razzy

Razzy, Razzy
Razzy, Razzy-y
Razzy

Poem

Go cave exploring they said,
it will be fun they said.
Well, there was fun to be had.
Not by us, but Piot chants.
Trough the grass they advance
and list their demands:
“We will have the half-witch,
you will walk away and ditch
her so we can kill the bitch!”
We try to bluff with this banger:
“No one will kill or hang her,
you see this is a doppelganger.”
“Is that so? Then proof it”
So, we take a candle, lit,
but she does not melt, shit!
The molemen pile on and fight.
Razzy calls for the horny knight.
“Please help us in our plight!”
Tia uses a Breeze knot, yay!
The molemen are blown away.
But it’s not enough, too many stay.
We fight them all, the battle great.
The knight is here, but it’s to late
Razzy meets a grisly fate.

We carry on to the cave, defeated.
Arriving there, we are greeted
by Oswin. “Did you hear?” He did.
Past petrified doors we look ahead.
We see a monster! It is dead.
So, we look at statues instead.
A hidden door, what does it hide?
A staircase, nothing in sight.
A copied church appears in the light.
Hidden secrets? We ready the rope.
Piles of gold, magic items, I hope!
Nope.
A dead end, well this is lame.
I’m not sure why we even came.
At least the walls are not the same.
It’s all empty, looted, gone!
Like Razzy. But there’s light at dawn.
Just as we thought we had been led on
Here is something new, that’s good.
With new energy and a better mood: